things I've learned from my digital camera

01) people either LOVE or HATE cameras. there is no middle ground.
02) sure you can take dirty pictures, but telling a techie you can save 1000 pics to a 64 meg Compact Flash card, and that the card is less than half the size of a business card is like giving a 15 year old a copy of Hustler.
03) Almost Everyone thinks they're Naomi Campbell. Pull out a camera. 9 out of Ten people assume the following position:

Right foot back, left foot forward (pointed to left), Shoulders same position, head up,left arm slightly crossing waist. Hold till after flash.

04) 8 of those 9 people always look like zombies because they blink at the flash.
05)The 10th person will flip you off as they pose.
06) I'm very pale.